Parenting Memes For The World's Sleep-Deprived Parents

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    Food - Dinner with toddlers be like @rachelnicolefit
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    Jeans - When you hear the toy box dump out @tank.sinatra
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    Organism - "whats in your mouth ? open your mouth!" every toddler ever :
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    Human - My toddler: I DO IT MYSELF!!! *20 mins later* @thestinkerbell
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    Shoe - Please hold my hand and walk next to me. Kid:
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    Facial expression - Kids the second you clean the windows @merrittalbliss
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    Smile - Kids getting ready for the 5 min ride Mommy Owl
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    Glasses - When you give your toddler the wrong color plate USML
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    Cat - That awkward moment when open up a snack and realize that your kid is right there behind you: @stellaonmymind
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    Furniture - TODOLERS BE LIKE... KNIVES REEARACH 17! (CAN'T PURPLE CRAYON
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    Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... I dropped off some paperwork at COworker's house last night. I guess he hadn't mentioned I was coming & one of his kids asked me who was. They were eating dinner so I said, "I'm the food police. I'm making sure everyone is eating their vegetables." That broccoli was gone, man.
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    Jaw - My kid: "Can we go to the park?" Me: "Tomorrow, ok?" My kid as soon as I open my eyes: I summon you to fulfill your oath.
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    Outerwear - When your kid hurts themselves doing something you told them not to Yes, very sad. MIND "DAD Anyway
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    Product - Bella Marie Follow 3d • O My son keep watching stuff on his iPad in Spanish 9 OO no wonder he don't listen to me he don't even speak English
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    Font - Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings When you're a kid you think coffee is the most adult drink Then as a teenager you think alcohol is really the cool adult drink. Then you finally become an adult and realize that all along, it was water. Water is the ultimate adult drink.
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    Photograph - When your kids ask you to play with them at the park.
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    Font - Nathan Usher @thenatewolf HUMAN BODY: I can grow a fully formed human baby in like 9 months. I'm talking brain, functioning respiratory system, eyeballs, everything. ME: Cool, cool. How long will it take for my twisted ankle to feel better? HUMAN BODY: 7 years and it will never be the same.
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    Forehead - Kids After Bedtime I need to pee I'm thirsty mama I'm so scared
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    Font - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Son: daddy can we have ice cream before dinner Me: absolutely not Son: can we have ice cream like 15 seconds after dinner and way closer to bed time Me: definitely
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    Font - louise @pothOle never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume
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    Font - Classic Dad Moves @classicdad If you don't use one of these to initiate leaving somewhere, are you even a dad? "Let's hit it." "Ready to rock and roll?" "Shall we?" "Let's skidaddle." "Ready Freddy?" "Let's blow this popsicle stand." "Saddle up." "Let's get this show on the road."
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    Font - Dad and Buried @DadandBuried I don't know why I get so excited when my kids finally go to bed, it's not like I have the energy to do anything fun.
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    Forehead - When your toddler has a tantrum over nothing Why are you the way that you are?
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    Glasses - Me at 45 sending pics from the cruise ship to my friends because they waited til they was 38 to have children and mine are grown.
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    Sports uniform - @madmommies 9 1 my two year old me minding my own business on the couch
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    Font - Scarlett Longstreet @ScarlettPosner Me, with 1 child: Ok, that's enough TV! Your episode of Daniel Tiger is over. We don't want to overdo it. Let's go to pumpkin patch and then finger paint Me, with 3 kids: I will give you a box of fruit snacks and some Doritos if you watch Toy Story 1, 2, 3, & 4 straight through

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